Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Two of our cats have longish hair with thick under hair. Hair mats is the result. So the groomer said the only thing to do was shave the offending hair. Shaved cats now inhabit our house.

I'm up rather early here. I as smart and set my clock ahead one hour for daylight savings time. But, it seems that my clock is a "smart" kind -- it knows how to adjust itself for daylight saving time!! So, the little computer in the clock also set clock ahead an hour for daylight savings time. That makes it two.

Lord save us from "smart" appliances.

Is a Weapon of Mass Destruction an anti-gravity gun?

I love my country with all my heart, but goddamn my government’s being a bitch right now. Loki_1929